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Getting Nauti with the iconic Martini

Getting Nauti with the iconic Martini

    Nothing says sophisticated fun and good times like the iconic symbol of a martini glass and its associated contents - and I’m referring to the liquid contents - and not the girl in our design!    "Getting Nauti's Martini Girl"   If for some bizarre reason you don’t know, a martini is made using vermouth and gin or vodka and preferably, if you’re a super spy “Shaken, not stirred.”  Why is this best? Well maybe it’s not, ask Google and you will see the amount of debate and science that has gone into answering this question – outrageous...

Nov 11, 2017 0 comments

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Peeing in your wetsuit? Wait...WHAT?

Peeing in your wetsuit?  Wait...WHAT?

    I think we’ve been friends long enough now to have this conversation. In fact, it’s probably well overdue, and there are things that you need to know. Peeing in your wetsuit. There’s a saying that there are two types of divers, those that pee in their suit and those that lie about it. Sound about right? Well, I’m here to tell you that there’s absolutely nothing wrong with peeing in your suit, in fact, if you’re not peeing in your suit, you’re doing it all wrong- kinda! Grossed out? Well, read on.   Ladies first. It’s quite bad...

Nov 04, 2017 0 comments

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25 things your SCUBA instructor didn't tell you (but probably wanted to...)

25 things your SCUBA instructor didn't tell you (but probably wanted to...)

    1) Everyone pees in their suit – everyone, eventually.   2) Yes, you have tan lines from your suit and your mask, and because you over tightened that strap you have some very odd looking indentations on your face, but at least the snot has now gone.   3) Waterproof makeup was intended to withstand a good cry and not a scuba dive in the tropics.   4) The person on the boat flashing the most certification cards is usually that biggest **** on board.   5) You will be buddied with them, and they will be a...

Oct 28, 2017 8 comments

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Getting Nauti's fun facts about Manta Rays

Getting Nauti's fun facts about Manta Rays

    Manta Rays…if you’ve been lucky enough to view these majestic creatures, you don’t need me to tell you about their grace or magnificence. If you’re fortunate and have seen their crazy mating activity, you’ll have been dazzled with their speed and their aerobatics that put shame to any air show. Most divers encounter these giants at cleaning stations, but what else do we know about them; quite little, it seems, but here are a few facts you to keep you up to speed should you stumble across an sea life trivia contest or something.   1) Manta Rays...

Oct 21, 2017 1 comment

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Butterfly Wings a Hurricane Brings...?

Butterfly Wings a Hurricane Brings...?

Dang, those butterflies over on the west coast of Africa sure have been busy of late…. Just consider Harvey, Irma, Jose, and Maria…not to mention all the other named tropical storms that have cropped up in the Atlantic Ocean this hurricane season. Those African butterflies just need to stop what they’re doing, cause we’re getting a little bit tired of our prime nautical stomping grounds getting hammered by these storms.   Now, some of you might be thinking, what in the hell are those folks from Getting Nauti on about now?    Painted Lady Butterfly   What we’re referring to...

Oct 14, 2017 0 comments

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