A Unique, Clever and Refreshing Perspective On Nauti Matters
So, let's play a little game called Role-Play. Don't try to act like you haven't done this before. And this time, it will be G Rated and safe words will be unnecessary ( LOL). Not that they would ever help anyway!
Great. So, You will be one of the beautiful and enchanting ...
You finally got all of the bags and children in the truck. The kids calmed down after an hour. Then, of course, there were three pit stops for potty breaks. Parking was horrid. Then unloading everything and then the long walk on the hot sand down to the beach. Laying out the blankets. Placing whatever is close on the four corners so the wind doesn't snatch your blanket away. And You sit. Then little Anna asks for _______.
OMG... Did I pack that? That fast, BEACH DAY OFFICIALLY RUINED!